Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Daburuyuu Joshi Koutou Gakkou: Orientation



Welcome to Daburuyuu Joshi Koutou Gakkou! As you surely already know we are Japan's #1 all girls school. Now that you are about to join our illustrious student body you'll need to go through student orientation.

Daburuyuu Joshi Koutou Gakkou: Orientation


First up, you'll need to learn the school song, which we sing at the close of all school assemblies. It will teach you the fundamental values and principles we are instilling in the youth of this nation.

Daburuyuu Joshi Koutou Gakkou Kouta (打武留友女子高等学校校歌)
W
2nd W



Now please allow our school ambassadors, know as the Guardians 4, to tell you a little about how your school days will go.

SCHOOL DAYS
Guardians 4
"SCHOOL DAYS"



But it's not all tea time in the Royal Gardens. You're going to get the best education in Japan! This starts of course with our top-notch faculty.

Lao Shi Lao Shi (老師老師)
Ojousama
Wo Shi Dai Xiao Jie



O___O'

Please don't judge the entire faculty based on Hsue Liang. He's only a guest teacher at our Taiwan satellite school anyhow.

We'll end the orientation on a high note with a story of private school life by some of our students.

Shiritsu Kyougaku (私立共学)
°C-ute
"Tokaikko Junjou"



And don't forget, unlike that upstart Akihabara school, at Daburuyuu Joshi Koutou Gakkou your school uniform will never been in the way. And by that we mean we let you become child prostitutes.

Seifuku ga Jama wo Suru (制服が邪魔をする)
AKB48
"Seifuku ga Jama wo Suru"

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